Sunday, March 28, 2010

Things I know for sure

So Oprah has this section of her magazine titled Things I know for sure, in which she, and other celebrities she interviews, share with the world the twenty "Things I know for sure" (funny that). In honour of this self- indulgent act, I am also going to impart my knowledge on to you fellow bloggers and viewers of things that I know for sure.
20 Things I know for sure
1. Cricket is fucking gay
2. Failure is ALWAYS an option. Often the easiest
3. White people are the most persecuted people in the world
4. Don't worry about being Politically correct. No one really cares
5. Always hold a grudge..It's healthy
6. It's good to hate
7. Tomorrow will be Monday
8. Cats don't like baths
9. White people CAN NOT Dance
10.Black people are biologically cooler than white people..Don't fight it.
11. Even the water sold at McDonalds has calories
12. Asians put salt on their pinapple
13. ALWAYS run from the police. They are always at fault
14. Don't use anal beads...EVER.
15. Don't use solariums. Lie in the sun. It's free
16. Auto-erotic asphyxiation is just uncomfortable
17. Exaggeration is not lying
18. Jesus was black
19. Believe it or was Michael Jackson
20. Homosexuality is'nt real