tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46940722799926634342024-03-20T01:50:46.965-07:00Vacuous ramblingsNot tellinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09979907650098539934noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4694072279992663434.post-43497595364509033672010-03-28T05:57:00.000-07:002010-03-28T05:58:31.858-07:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqp47y9RN27hZjeJQRpxT5ZjzaOaHOPPUH-6AvuInGXuOBTSvogxs58JHq2SbEGADCh9iFNla8BS05rVCNgCv6hpKFCclN8aOxA_PdyWkGdUa6c3YQokK-YWiit6I-uxZBgKy9ExI7Ach5/s1600/cover1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453668233997873138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 258px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqp47y9RN27hZjeJQRpxT5ZjzaOaHOPPUH-6AvuInGXuOBTSvogxs58JHq2SbEGADCh9iFNla8BS05rVCNgCv6hpKFCclN8aOxA_PdyWkGdUa6c3YQokK-YWiit6I-uxZBgKy9ExI7Ach5/s400/cover1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>This book is a Lie.....</div>Not tellinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09979907650098539934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4694072279992663434.post-89008970617328921632010-03-28T00:58:00.000-07:002010-03-28T01:40:54.737-07:00Things I know for sure<span style="color:#000000;"></span><span style="color:#000000;"></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWxVSu5RqmRCAO2spHi2f4FcpwaG3uvtw_hyphenhyphenk69utTipr88WLsEBa0lD6xJtUrLVZchcrcamWnOrd5OPsisPXnNbNoHy2AgizjVoAYtKnhmp0q09fIwHvhzZH1ynvqg02FiODVZiFdi0iM/s1600/200811_omag_cover_220x312.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453591886507539010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 220px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 312px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWxVSu5RqmRCAO2spHi2f4FcpwaG3uvtw_hyphenhyphenk69utTipr88WLsEBa0lD6xJtUrLVZchcrcamWnOrd5OPsisPXnNbNoHy2AgizjVoAYtKnhmp0q09fIwHvhzZH1ynvqg02FiODVZiFdi0iM/s400/200811_omag_cover_220x312.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>So Oprah has this section of her magazine titled <em>Things I know for sure, </em>in which she, and other celebrities she interviews, share with the world the twenty <em>"Things I know for sure"</em> (funny that). In honour of this self- indulgent act, I am also going to impart my knowledge on to you fellow bloggers and viewers of things that I know for sure. </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLLukYCzOdHQ5wNyulWnUnIRE4gs9K3IPcFHiyi8q3BE2nSf5tsNxT4hZX6CZHNcPhPnS2MGxmYbZzhOjoORcpCp3cmq0umhWSxxDjcXnHG-JDwcOYNVNwonQ5dvxNNHv75WtZRFf4cb4t/s1600/201004-omag-omagcover201004large-144x180.jpg"></a> </div><div></div><div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><em>20 Things I know for sure</em></span></div><div><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span></em> </div><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div><span style="color:#000000;"></span></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">1. Cricket is fucking gay</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">2. Failure is ALWAYS an option. Often the easiest</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">3. White people are the most persecuted people in the world</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">4. Don't worry about being Politically correct. No one really cares</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">5. Always hold a grudge..It's healthy</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">6. It's good to hate </span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">7. Tomorrow will be Monday</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">8. Cats don't like baths</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">9. White people CAN NOT Dance</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">10.Black people are biologically cooler than white people..Don't fight it.</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">11. Even the water sold at McDonalds has calories</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">12. Asians put salt on their pinapple</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">13. ALWAYS run from the police. They are always at fault</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">14. Don't use anal beads...EVER. </span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">15. Don't use solariums. Lie in the sun. It's free</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">16. Auto-erotic asphyxiation is just uncomfortable</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">17. Exaggeration is not lying</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">18. Jesus was black</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">19. Believe it or not..so was Michael Jackson</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">20. Homosexuality is'nt real</span></div><div> </div><div></div><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div>Not tellinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09979907650098539934noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4694072279992663434.post-31722354229617383752010-03-27T23:07:00.001-07:002010-03-28T00:58:07.231-07:00Shalom Blogging WorldMushi Mushi Bloggers<br /><br />My name is @!#$%^&, and this is my first blog. As it is my first, I feel it is necessary to spend the next few hundred, maybe a thousand characters, filling you in about the inner workings of my life and mind.This may seem a little self-indulgent, but thats the way I roll.<br /><br />So, as I said above, my name is @!$%^&. I am a twenty-four year old barely there arts student majoring in politics at the university of Melbourne. I am currently supporting myself on welfare, and thats the way I like it. I recieve a fortnightly payment from the Australian Government, under the scheme "youth allowence",which I happily spend on the following things<br /><br />1) Train fare<br /><br />2) Books of the erotic nature<br /><br />3) Magazines of the erotic nature<br /><br />4) Alcohol<br /><br />5) Pornography of the DVD and internet subsciption kind<br /><br />6) Gum<br /><br /><br />Thanks Centrelink. Now you may think that I am a incrediable lazy dole bludger, and you are probably right, however in my defense I did once have a job that lasted four years.... but I didn't like it. So I stopped. And that's that.<br /><br />The university sector of my life consists of three days per week (I only go two), four subjects per semester, three essays/exams per subject, two textbooks per course, approx ten hours of study per week, two drip Lavazza coffees and sushi for lunch per day I attend university and four hours of using university paid for wireless to attend to my youtube, and redtube, love affair. Basically I'm saying that I don't have time for a job, and I haven't even explained the rest of the life.<br /><br />Before I continue to the next sector of my life here is a little pic of a super duper cunt, whose<br />fame has skyrocketed because of this horrid photo.<br /><br /><br /><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453575424243168146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqDKrypDYN56Upjm-tq_wixXnM8u84gAEZjJk4j6_XnvWJKTRJaGebGhq-3y6X_CypkSyMIB_nQopH3yZpuk_EA5wzva9VdXk-U0oQ8QdqRY1eZEhIMtGSKchp-FChYkwyXP5rZgkhjIpH/s320/img02021.jpg" border="0" /> I hope you all enjoy that. </p><p>Im losing interest with this. I ll get back to it later...</p><p>Love @!#$%^&</p>Not tellinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09979907650098539934noreply@blogger.com0